Wednesday, June 3, 2009

It's been awhile...

Apologies for the lack of posting in the past few weeks, i've been suuuper busy and the places i've been have really shitty internet connections or none at all. Well anyway, that's my alibi so i'll just cut to the chase.
Havn't really been doing anything too exciting, just getting more acquanited with the city, finding new restaurants that aren't czech (so sick of the food), finding new bars and clubs and such. Oh, one interesting thing i've learned is that instead of squirrels, the Czechs have hedgehogs as their most visible suburban rodent. I was hanging out on a street corner drinking wine with these two girls i met when i noticed all these hedgehogs running on the sidewalks and streets, surreal to say the least. This past weekend was great so i'll break it down for ya.

Thursday May 28
Got up early Thursday morning and took a bus to an old Soviet labor camp where the communists made political opponents work themselves to death in uranium mines. After a tour of the camp we rode to a small medieval town called Cesky Krumlov which is located in the southern Czech Republic near the Austrian border in what used to be called the Sudetenland (WWII buffs will know what i'm talking about). The first thing we did when we got off the bus was walk up this giant hill to our accomadations, then walk right back down again because it was the wrong hill. Walked up another hill where we were assigned different houses to stay in for the weekend. Everyone's houses were awesome two-story places with balconies right off their bedrooms that had views of the city. We get to the top of the hill and settle into our house, which was THE WORST. If you think American decoration in the 70s-80s was bad, you should see what it looked like in a former communist country. GOOD GOD.
Our view was of a woodpile and a clothing line, but I chose not to complain after having seen the concentration and labor camps. We were all exhausted but of course we had to go out that night, so we went to a tourists mixed-drink bar where we proceeded to buy each the gayest drinks possible (think pina coladas, swimming pools, daquiris and such).

Friday May 29
Got up early for a field trip for my social work class to a drug rehabilitation center which I expexted to be a total downer, but it ended up being a really enlightening visit. the rehab center is on the grounds of an old palace/mansion type place with over 150 acres of surrounding undeveloped property that is available to the patients. Interestingly enough, the czech Republic considers cigarettes to be the main gateway drug rather than marijuana, which is what our government thinks. I'd almost be willing to become a junkie if it meant I could stay there awhile for free, seriously, it was that nice. After that we toured the giant old castle in town which was ok, but me and another guy (Morgan) had way more fun making wisecracks about the terrible decorating and art. After that we toured a medieval theater and learned how they used to change the stage scenery and did sound effects, which was really cool and way more complicated then I had expected. Finished up with the tour, then went back to our house and chilled there for awhile to prepare ourselves for the mandatory Friday night revelry. Me and Morgan (previously mentioned) decided to leave the whole crew to their own devices and check out a hostel bar where we hoped maybe meet up with some locals or fellow foreign travelers. As soon as we walk into the bar we notice our friend Tom sitting with 3 girls, so we immediately go sit with them, as the hard part has already been taken care of. Hung out there for awhile until we decided for some reason that we just had to go to a club, I guess we thought we hadn’t been spending enough money or something. So we go to this club which was pretty much god awful except for the abundance of non-english speaking hot girls that filled it. I ended up talking to one of the girls that Tom had met at the previous bar all night, she was 22 and kept giving me shit about being younger, so I kept giving her shit about people older but everything ended up working out just fine. I was abandoned by Morgan so that I could hang out with the 22 year old. Ended up walking back super late at night and got really lost for about an hour until I finally found my way back.

Saturday May 30
Supposed to go on a hike of the Sudetenland but I ended up oversleeping, along with a few others so we decided to have a chill day in town and seek out some green vegetables as we had been suffering a terrible deficit in our diets. Seriously, the Czechs must’ve read the food pyramid upside-down. We went to a cool art museum with an exhibition of soviet era propaganda posters and discovered a few new artists that I need to look into. After that we had some kickass vegan food and had the best service since I’ve been here, we tipped accordingly. The weather was awful so we went back to the house for awhile, when the rain stopped I walked up on this big grassy hill covered in wildflowers and watched a cloud eat a mountain, the picture will show you what I mean. That night we went out to the hostel bar again, ended up chilling with some really drunk girl that insisted we call her Duchess Leah of Prague 3, I think…

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

May 19-May 26

Oh my god i just wrote a shitload and it all got deleted when I tried to post thanks to this shitty soviet-era internet connection. FMLFML! More coming soon.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Saturday, Sunday, and Monday

Saturday, May 16

After staying out way later than I had planned, I dragged myself out of bed in time for our 9:30am tour of Prague castle and the cathedral. It was definitely worth the lack of sleep. The cathedral was incredibly beautiful and the view from the top of the hill on which the castle sits was awesome. You could see all the embassies at the base of the hill, and it was funny when we noticed that the american embassy was the only one that is mainly underground; only the good ole USA would need to burrow into a hill for security reasons. After the tour the whole group was herded into our apartment and given a "talkin' to" about our rowdy behavior during the past few nights; apparently the Czechs can't handle us, but I really think it's just because they hate our freedom. I needed groceries to I walked to a much calmer and cheaper store called Albert. Got the essentials and went to the checkout line; I don't know how to ask for bags and the cashier did't speak English so I had to fashion my jacket into a sack so I could carry my food back to the apartment. I looked like a total douche but oh well. Hung out in the room for awhile, then gathered up some people to go out with. We met up with Maria and she walked us to a cool little local watering hole with the cheapest beer yet. A few of the guys were buying the bartender beer and shots so he was loving us, although I don't think anyone else in the bar shared our enthusiasm. We got bored and decided to follow Maria to a giant club near St. Charles bridge. We ran into the rest of our group in Old Town Square and ended up not following Maria, which I think pissed her off a bit, but oh well the party must go on. We stood around in the street for awhile and argued about where to go next until me and a few other guys decided to revisit the Beer Factory. Drank there for awhile (the tables have kegs in them!!!) and listened to the same 80'as and 90's pop superhits that the Czechs play in all their drinking establishments until someone suggested we check out the gentlenmen's club across the street. I was hesitant until Mitch told me he was going, so I of course caved because I have no willpower. Strangley there was no cover charge, but as soon as we sat down and started watching a decent looking girl entertain the local perverts sitting next to the stage a waitress came up and told us we were required to purchase a beer for 200 crowns. That was all I needed to hear, Mitch and I got up and hightailed it out of there. Went back to the apartment and crashed.

Sunday, May 17

Woke up around 1 and laid around watching czech television until someone suggested we go check out this eiffel tower replica that is on the same hill that the castle is located. Rode the tram out there and climbed the steep hill, admiring the view and great weather the whole way up. Made it to the summit and went up in the tower and took pictures of the city; the tower was so tall that you could see all the way to the mountains that mark the German-Czech border. After taking a few pictures we descended the tower and walked down the hill. Rode the tram back to the apartment and tried to go to bed early, but instead ended up getting caught up in a game of beer pong.

Monday, May 18

First day of classes. Classes are supposed to last 3 hours but thankfully our instructor shortened them to an hour and a half. Classes were really interesting and I'm so glad to finally be taking classes that actually interest me and pertain to my major rather than the Gen ed bullshit i've been dealing with all this past year. Mitch introduced himself to two Czech kids in one of our classes so we went out with them to Chapeau Rouge that night and had a blast. I was super tired so I took it slow and headed back early.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Friday May 15

I dragged myself out of bed around 11:50, showered, ibuprofen, then ate a quick breakfast of sausage, cheese, and tomatoes. The produce over here is waaay better. We all met up for a tour of the Museum of Communism at 12:30; it was great seeing all over the old statutues of Lenin and Marx and a large replica of a segment of the Berlin Wall. Afterwards me and Mitch went back to the apartment to eat, then we met 2 other guys and decided to walk around town and check out the city across the St. Charles bridge. We walked around for awhile till our feet started hurting then grabbed a a beer at a sidewalk restaurant/bar. One guy that was with us tried to order a rum and coke, but as usual this blew the waitress' mind and he ended up with a shot of straight rum. After a long beery argument over how to split the bill 4 ways, we headed back on the Metro. The subway system here is great, there's only 3 lines and the stations are clean and relatively bum-free. Mitch and i walked down to a guitar store hoping to score some cheap guitars and maybe busk on the St. Charles bridge, no luck though, it was closed. Chilled in the apartment for a bit and debated over whether or not to go out that night, as lat night was pretty crazy. I have absolutely no willpower so I caved pretty quick when i found out that everyone else was going out. We went bto a touristy bar with dickhead bartenders called Harley's. I was pretty miserable at first since the beer was really overpriced and i couldn't find a seat at the bar, but I perked up when we found a table and the DJ started playing Elvis and Beatles songs. A bunch of local babysluts were seated at the table next to ours, and I had no interest in talking to any of them, but I ended up getting drafted into doing the twist with a super-short super-cute czech girl named maria. I failed miserably but she thought I was hot so we talked for awhile until ahe and her friend invited me and mitch to a club down the street. it was only a 100 crown cover so I we were in and found a seat with our girls in the corner of the club a safe distance from the bump and grind ghetto bullshit. Mitch's girl ended up being lame and ditched him for her boyfriend, so he talked to the Americans that were sitting next to us for awhile before heading back to the apartment. I stayed with Maria for a few more hours and made out on a couch surrounded by her friends and drank free champagne courtesy of some Americans sitting next to us. Turns out Maria is in a band and theyre playing at prom (she's a senior in high school) so I'm probably going to play bass with her band at prom. Sweet. I headed back to the apartment at around 3 and passed out. I'm the first guy in our group to hook up with a local girl so I'm the man for today, This trip is turning out to be A OK.

Friday, May 15, 2009

The First Three Days

Wednesday May 13



Got up at 5:30 in the morning and left at 7 so we could make it to Fort Lauderdale for my flight to newark. The flight to Newark SUCKED. The plane was full and they almost didnt let me carry on my suitcase, but I charmed the flight attendant into letting me go. The flight was totally full and all the passengers were the oldest, lamest, crankiest bunch 'o fuckers i've ever encountered. some old guy insisted i trade seats with him so he could sit next to his wife, i obliged, so of course i ended up in a middle seat next to the token stinky guy. Everyone was pulling the same seat-trading bullshit, I dont understand, these people have been married for decades, you'd think they'd be able to handle two and a half hours apart. Guess not. The flight from newark to amsterdam was fine, as was the final flight from Amsterdam to Prague. from the Prague airport we rode a shuttle bus to our apartments in the center city area.

My room is cool (pictures coming soon) and my roommates are all good dudes. The first thing we did was go to a cafe down the street and make total american asses of ourselves by not knowing how to pay with czech money and asking for separate checks. oh well. fast forward to 9pm. We go to a bar called Chapeau rouge with $1.50 draft beer, it was awesome and they played The Cure and the Clash all night. The bartenders hated us at first for being american, but they warmed up as soon as we started getting hammered and spending money.

Thursday May 14

Woke up really hungover and had to be in class for a two hour lecture on Czech history at the school i'm taking classes. I was starving and went to Subway as i felt too shitty to deal with the language barrier at local restaurants. Took some ibuprofen then went on a short walking tour of the city, then toured the Jewish ghetto and a holocaust museum where the names of the 80,000 jews killed by the nazis were inscribed on the walls, unfortunately i couldn't take any pictures. Later I went to Tesco, the European version of Wal Mart for groceries. Talk about a fucking nightmare-madhouse. It was the messiest grocery store ever filled to the brim with stinky barging europeans, but I managed to score some great produce and sausage and bread. I fuckd up and acted a fool in the checkout line as i forgot to bag my own groceries and i ended up holding up the whole line. Later me and two other guys walked across the river and had a beer in a pub full of rowdy drunk Germans and were overcharged by the surly anti-American bartender. We dipped and met up with everyone else at a touristy nightclub with beer-dispensing tables. Passed out at around 4, more to come soon.